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WTF? 11/26/2006

Cleaning up PC before decommissioning.   Found this file, named wtf.txt Forgetting her defiance to her father, and her brother Guido would be looking for her, she broke away from the crowd as she sprinted towards the finish line. This was from a dream where I had to write a sentence. Then I was dreaming [...]

I thought I was stalkable…

I turned off my gas in May. Thought I would have sold my house by now. Fear of freezing pipes, I called the gas company. Apparently I owed a balance. I told them I had forwarded my mail, but never received anything. “We tracked you down to Bloomington, Illinois”. I have never lived in Illinois, [...]

How to have fun with Google Voice

Google Voice does a very funny job of translating messages. I have shared that – and my boyfriend just brightened my evening of another working all-nighter with this voicemail that Google transcribed. Your day. Judy Judy Judy chickens walk from farms to camps and the camps scroll from referrals. 2 the trolling Pearl. Thanks and [...]

Latest Funny Google Voice translations

I really do enjoy Google Voice. I have set my number up to forward to my cell or home. If I miss a call, I can read the text message Google generates by translating the voice mail. Here are the latest two: From Adam: How you doing finishing up your weapons Confederate of a reasons. Alright, [...]